TRUE CRIME

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HOW TO GET YOUR MUGS THEIR WHITEST

What's wrong with these pictures? Those dead-looking eyes that don't quite look in the same direction, her eerily realistic hair and oversized glasses, his over-shaped nose ... yes, it can only mean that the Boise Police Department has taken to using computer programs-like those featured in the "If They Mated" sketch on Late Night With Conan O'Brien-to make their suspect composite sketches.

Two 20-somethings with mugs resembling these are suspected of robbing a laundromat on South Abbs Street near Overland Road …